Breathe.
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ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
Someone a bit heiney-sore?
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Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
I am 75% sure I saw one of these in Ann Arbor, MI, after I was leaving a local arcade.
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My band is going on tour in 2 months. Haha
We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”
“So fucking fetch”
Motherfucking NJ, Bitch! But those are some fucking gorgeous eyes that you have there, princess. Fuck. If I could just take you for a fuckin picnic and go sight-seeing by a fuckin river or some shit like that, that’d be fuckin clutch. (Ok, I may have forced half of that, but whatever. Fuck it.)
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hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
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Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
MUTHA FUCKIN STRIP TREESE!!!! I’LL MAKE IT RAIN ON DEM LEAVES!(Not sure if that’s something like forced cannibalism throwing paper money at a tree…)
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gay waterbending
I will never not reblog this
The fiercest bender of them all
forever reblogging
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